Analogue or digital?
A very long time ago in high school, I bought (with my parents’ help) a Korg Poly 800. I was so proud of that synth… until a friend of mine started making fun of me because the Poly 800 was an old-style analogue synth, which was so much inferior to his new, digital Yamaha DX-7.
Since then of course the tide has turned (a couple of times, and not just with synths), but the debate over analogue vs digital never really goes away, especially considering the amazing things that digital synths can do these days.
In any case, presented with no further comment, I thought that this fortune was appropriate: